Wednesday, April 29, 2015

Traffic stats

Number of buses seen today careening down the road 30 km an hour over the speed limit: two
Number of bus drivers seen talking on their cell phone while careening down the road 30 km an hour over the speed limit: one 
Number of pedestrians almost killed:?
(No picture of the buses or the bus driver – going too fast as they streaked by.)

Saturday, April 25, 2015

Trivia quiz: Lost in nontranslation

In which country does a public library stock these titles on its e-book website?



(The library is not in a major city or its immediate suburbs.)
Someone might wonder if the hackers are at work again.

Thursday, April 23, 2015

Geography lesson courtesy of Ibis Hotels


Here's the world according to Ibis Hotels:

That's right,Morocco is part of Europe. So is Israel.
Hmmm. Is that because it didn't want to be grouped with its friendly neighbors?

Wednesday, April 22, 2015

If at first you don't succeed (aka evolution google-style)

The first animal Google said I was on its earth day quiz:

Shrimp? Attack, stun, and dismember?Don't think so.

The second:
Massive tentacles? Not that I know of.


The third :
A nice brain to body ratio could be nice. And camouflage comes in handy. But I'd like something prettier.

The fourth:

Success at last.

( I always answered the questions truthfully, it's just that some of them didn't have clear-cut answers for me. I guess that's how evolution works.)



Monday, April 20, 2015

Welcome to my miscellannie world

I'm a person known for my quirky labeling practices. My box of glue, scotch tape, and labels is titled'sticky stuff'. I have a OneNote section named 'fun stuff and profound'. Miscellannie is an online equivalent, with the emphasis on the fun stuff. I'm glad you stopped by. Enjoy the flotsam and jetsam.